Walking Dead “IF I WERE A ZOMBIE” Funny Song


If I were a zombie. I would stumble aimlessly
around just looking to be fed. Looking for some living flesh to eat, If I were the Walking Dead. I used to be a person but then I died and came back now I’m walking but I am insane. Technically I’m dead but I remain alive until you rip apart my brain. Now you can stab me
shoot me burn me or crush me I will barely feel any pain. I would advise you make mincemeat
of my brain. I have no arms no legs no skin no intestine you can kill me very easily. But beware the living people, they’re far more deadly. If I were a zombie. I would stumble
aimlessly around just looking to be fed. The living people they are more a threat- I am
just the Walking Dead. Viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. You keep telling yourself that Rick. Where is the bathroom? Where is the bathroom?

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Thank you for adding the lyrics! I love this song. We were actually listening to it last week on our way to German Comic Con where we met Andrea and the Teddy Bear Girl 🙂

Carl's gonna die from type two diabetes… If I were a zombie!!! (I'd be very fat =B)

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