And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Mmmmmmmm… There lived a man so long ago his memory’s but faint, Was not admired, did not inspire, like president or saint. But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets For a special cure they knew for sure wouldn’t come from other vets. Woah…. This is a song for your poor, sick penguin. He’s got a fever, and his toes are blue. But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin, He will feel better in a day or two. [yodeling] He’s gone a little loopy, in case you haven’t heard. Here’s a couple penicillin for your sickly arctic bird. Mmmmmmmmmm… No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut The wondrous deeds that went on in that little alpine hut. Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps. Woah…. Good news on the penguin, doc! He’s up and kicking! This is a song for your pregnant kitty. She’s looking nauseous and a week past due. But if I sing to your pregnant kitty, She will feel better in a day or two. [yodeling] Jump in your car, drive into the city. Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty. Mmmmmmmmmm… The practice grew, their profits flew, until one fateful day, When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay. The doctor pondered this a while, sat back, and scratched his scalp, Then said: No way, Jose! To the nurse of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps. Woah…. Good news on the kitty, doc. She’s feeling great. Six kittens, named one after you. [ROAR!] This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy. He looks uncomfy, think I’d be too. But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy, He will feel better in a day or two. [yodeling] [ROAR!] Oh, yeah. That’ll work. He’s good. [yodeling] No, wait! This should work! [panicked yodeling] Mmmmmmmmm… Now, the moral of our story, it’s the point we hope we’ve made: When you go a little loopy, better keep your nurse well-paid. [panicked yodeling] Woah! Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps.