Usher Carpool Karaoke


( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HEY, MATE, IT’S ME. I’M STUCK IN THE WORST TRAFFIC
ANDIVE GOT TO GET TO WORK. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD HELP
ME? JUST SO I COULD USE THE CAR POOL
LANE? OH, YOU’RE A SUPERSTAR. THANK YOU. CHEERS, MATE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, LIFE SAVER. LIFE SAVER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER CALL.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO MUSIC?>>SURE. ♪
♪ ♪
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, LET’S GO! ♪ I SEEN SHORTY, SHE WAS
CHECKING UP ON ME ♪ YEAH! ♪ YEAH! ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ WATCH OUT, MY OUTFIT’S
RIDICULOUS ♪ IN THE CLUB LOOKIN’ SO
CONSPICUOUS ♪ AND ROAR, THESE WOMEN ALL ON
THE PROWL ♪ IF YOU HOLD THE HEAD STEADY,
I’MA MILK THE COW ♪ YEAH! AND FORGET ABOUT GAME, I’MA SPIT
♪ THE TRUTH WHAT? ♪ I WON’T STOP TILL I GET ‘EM IN
THEIR BIRTHDAY SUIT ♪ YEAH! SO GIVE ME THE RHYTHM AND IT’LL
♪ BE OFF WITH THEIR CLOTHES THEN BEND OVER TO THE FRONT AND
♪ TOUCH YOUR TOES I LEFT THE JAG AND I TOOK THE
♪ ROLLS IF THEY AIN’T CUTTIN’, THEN I
♪ PUT EM ON FOOT PATROL LET’S GO! ♪ HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
WHEN MY PINKY’S VALUED OVER ♪ THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND
LET’S DRINK, YOU THE ONE TO ♪ PLEASE
YEAH! ♪ LUDACRIS FILL CUPS LIKE DOUBLE
D’S ♪ YEAH! ME AND URSH’ ONCE MORE, AND WE
♪ LEAVES ‘EM DEAD WE WANT A LADY IN THE STREET BUT
♪ A FREAK IN THE BED THAT SAY ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: GOOD TUNE. BIG TUNE.>>THAT’S A JAM, BRO.>>James: YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD
DANCER.>>YEAH.>>James: HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN
ABLE TO TO DANCE? CAN YOU REMEMBER A TIME YOU
COULDN’T DANCE?>>I STARTED OFF DANCING IN THE
STREETS WITH MY COUSIN. DANCING WAS A PART OF YOUR
CULTURE.>>James: DON’T MOVE LIKE THAT
WRITE GREW UP FROM HIGH WICKUM. I HAD TO CREATE MY OWN MOVES. WOULD I BE ABLE TO SHOW YOU WHAT
I’VE GOT IN THE CLUB AND YOU GIVE ME POINTERS WHERE I’M GOING
WRONG.>>RIGHT.>>James: WHEN I STEP UP IN
THE CLUB WITH, YOU KNOW, POPPING BOTTLES, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN I’M
OUT WHEN I’M POPPING BOTTLES IN THE CLUB — YOU KNOW WHAT I’M
TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?>>YEAH.>>James: TABLE SERVICE. TURN IT UP.>>James: TURN IT UP, POPPING
BOTTLES.>>TURN IT UP.>>James: THAT’S BASICALLY IT,
TURNING UP, POPPING BOTTLES IN THE CLUB AND TURNING IT UP. I’LL PUT IT IN HERE. YOU SEE WHAT YOU THINK I’VE GOT.>>GET YOUR STROLL TOGETHER.>>James: BEFORE THE MUSIC,
GET THE WALK TOGETHER.>>LET’S GET THE WALK TOGETHER
SNIEM STEPPING INTO THE CLUB, YOU SHOW ME HOW YOU STEP INTO
THE CLUB.>>FIRST OF ALL, YOU’VE GOT TO
TURNO THE SIDE.>>James: RIGHT. AND THEN WALK.>>James: YOU LOOK LIKE A
CARTOON CAT.>>YOU’RE COOL. FIRST YOU PUSH. THERE YOU GO. OH! YES! OOH!>>James: I FEEL LIKE I’M IN A
BROADWAY SHOW.>>NO — FAKE THE FASI HANDS
OUT.>>James: NO JAZZ HANDS. SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. SWAG, THERE YOU GO. TURN. SWAG, SWAG, SWAG.>>James: BUT LOOK, MY ARMS
ARE ALREADY GOING –>>PUSHING WATER AWAY.>>James: PUSHING WATER AWAY. YEAH, PUSHING WATER AWAY. SWAG, SWAG.>>James: LET’S TRY IT WITH
SOME MUSIC. ♪
♪ ♪
♪>>MAKE A CIRCLE. MMM! WHOA! SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN! ♪
♪ ♪
>>James: THIS IS ME IN THE CLUB. HEY, GUYS! LET’S POP SOME BOTTLES!>>WANT TO POP SOME BOTTLES? YEAH, I’M NEVER GOING TO THE
CLUB WITH YOU. NO CHANCE. I’M NEVER EVER GOING TO CLUB
WITH YOU. IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪ BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
♪ BUT IT’S COMING FROM MY HEART IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
♪ BUT WE DONE BEEN FELL APART REALLY WANT TO WORK THIS OUT
♪ BUT I DON’T THINK YA GONNA CHANGE YA
♪ I DO BUT YOU DON’T THINK IT’S BEST WE GO OUR
♪ SEPARATE WAYS TELL ME WHY I SHOULD STAY IN
♪ THIS RELATIONSHIP WHEN I’M HURTING BABY, I AIN’T
HAPPY BABY PLUS THERE’S SO MANY OTHER
♪ THINGS I GOT TO DEAL WITH I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD
♪ LET IT BURN WHEN YOUR FEELING AIN’T THE SAME
♪ AND YOUR BODY DON’T WANT TO BUT YOU KNOW GOT TO LET IT GO
♪ CAUSE THE PARTY AIN’T JUMPIN’ LIKE IT USED TO
♪ EVEN THOUGH THIS MIGHT BRUISE YOU
♪ LET IT BURN LET IT BURN
♪ GOT TO LET IT BURN ♪ DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW IT’S BEST
FOR YOURSELF BUT YOU ♪ HATE THE THOUGHT OF HER BEING
WITH SOMEONE ELSE ♪ BUT YOU KNOW THAT IT’S OVER
YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS THROUGH ♪ LET IT BURN
LET IT BURN>>WHERE ARE WE? I THINK WE MAU BE CLOSE TO MY
STAR, BRO.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MY HOLLYWOOD STAR.>>James: WHEREABOUTS IS IT? I THINK IT’S A BLOCK — I
THINK IT’S A BLOCK BACK.>>James: A BLOCK BACK? YEAH.>>James: WE’LL GO AROUND. COOL.>>James: YOU KEEP IT CLEAN,
LOOK AFTER IT?>>I DO MY BEST. I FIND IT ODD, YOU WORK HARD ALL
THESE YEARS ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE WALK OVER YOU AS A STAR. ( LAUGHTER )
I HAVE A FEW OPEN SPOTS.>>James: KEEP IT OPEN FOR ME. THERE IT IS! I GOT A FEW SMUDGES, MAN!>>James: WE NEED TO CLEAN
THAT UP.>>WE’VE GOT TO CLEAN THIS UP. LET’S SPIT SHINE THIS GUY.>>James: DOES ANYONE ELSE DO
THIS FOR THEIR STAR.>>IS THIS I DON’T THINK SO. I WANT TO CLEAN IT MORE THAN
ANYONE ELSE’S.>>ARE YOU USHER, MAN? YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE HIM.>>James: DO YOU THINK USHER
WOULD BE CLEANING HIS OWN STAR, SIR?>>OF COURSE, HE WOULD! ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: QUICK SELFIE. OH, IT’S BEAUTIFUL. ACTUALLY, IT’S AN INCREDIBLE
PHOTO.>>JOB WELL DONE.>>James: PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL
OF THE STAR, GUYS. WALK AROUND THE STAR OF USHER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪
♪ ♪ MOMMA TOLD ME, BE CAREFUL WHO
MY MOMMA TOLD ME ♪ BE CAREFUL WHO YOU DO ‘CAUSE
KARMA COMES BACK AROUND ♪ SAME OL’ SONG
BUT I WAS SO SURE ♪ THAT IT WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO ME
‘CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT DOWN ♪ BUT I WAS SO WRONG
THIS GIRL WAS MEAN ♪ SHE REALLY TURNED ME OUT
HER BODY WAS SO TIGHT ♪ GOT ME FEELIN’ IT, CAUGHT UP
I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS ♪ BUT IT SEEMS SHE’S GOT ME
TWISTED ♪ I’M SO, CAUGHT UP
GOT ME FEELIN’ IT, CAUGHT UP ♪ I’M LOSIN’ CONTROL
THIS GIRLS GOT A HOLD ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: YOU’RE FULL-ON VEGAN NOW, RIGHT?>>I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO, YOU
KNOW, STAY AWAY FROM MEAT.>>James: UH-HUH. HOW’S THAT GOING.>>IS THIS NOT SO WELL.>>James: REALLY? YEAH. I HAD SOME REALLY THIN SLICED
BEEF YESTERDAY.>>James: REALLY? BUT I HAVE BEEN REALLY
FOCUSED ON BEING A VEGAN.>>James: UH-HUH. I LIKE BEEF, I LIKE CHICKEN. BUT I’M A VEGAN.>>James: JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THAT MEANS YOU’RE NOT A VEGAN. NO SUCH THING AS A VEGAN.>>MY SON AND I HAVE THIS BATTLE
ALL THE TIME.>>James: HE CALLS YOU VEGAN. HE’S A VEGETARIAN BUT HE
LIKES CHICKEN.>>James: YOU CAN’T TELL
PEOPLE YOU’RE A VEGAN BUT LIKE CHICKEN AND BEEF.>>AND BACON FOR BREAKFAST.>>James: THAT’S LIKE SAYING I
DON’T DRINK, I ONLY DRINK BEER, SIDER AND RED WINE. YEAH
♪ USHER, BABY THIS IS FOR THE A
♪ SHAWTY, I DON’T MIND IF YOU DANCE ON A POLE
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ THAT DON’T MAKE YOU A HOE
SHAWTY, I DON’T MIND WHEN YOU ♪ WORK UNTIL THREE
IF YOU’RE LEAVING WITH ME ♪ GO MAKE THAT
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪ YOUR MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
‘CAUSE I KNOW HOW IT IS, GO AND ♪ HANDLE YOUR BIZ
AND GET THAT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY GIRL, I DON’T MIND
♪ WHEN YOU GET OFF OF WORK I’LL BE READY TO GO IN THE ¡RARI
♪ AND WHEN WE GET HOME WE’LL HAVE US OUR OWN
SPLIT, YOU RACKING UP THEM TIPS ♪ YOUR BODY ROCK AND YOUR BOOTY
POPPIN’, I’M PROUD TO CALL YOU ♪ MY ( BLEEP )
>>James: THAT’S WHERE I FEEL LIKE YOU FALL DOWN BECAUSE THE
WHOLE SONG IS, LIKE, AH, I DON’T MIND, YOU GOT TO HANDLE YOUR
BUSINESS, EITHER YOU’RE TERRIFIC BUT THEN YOU’RE, LIKE —
>>YOU’RE BOOTY POPIN’, I’M PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH.>>James: BUT IT DOESN’T SOUND
AS RESPECTSFUL AS YOU THINK IT.>>IS YOU’VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT
THE WAY YOU PLACING IT. THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR
EVERY EXPRESSION. YOU GET IN THE MIDDLE OF AN
ARGUMENT AND CALL YOUR GIRL A BITCH, YOU’RE GONNA GET SLAPPED.>>James: MY WIFE IS GONNA
SLAP ME EITHER WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW. IF I WAS AT A FRIEND’S PARTY AND
I WENT, THIS IS MY BITCH, JULIA. SHE WOULD BE, LIKE, GET IN THE
CAR. GET-IN-THE-CAR, THIS IS GOING TO
BE LOOK NIGHT FOR YOU.>>YOU DON’T INTRODUCE HER AS
YOUR BITCH. IT’S JUST WHAT YOU SAY BETWEEN
YOU AND HER. IT’S FRIENDLY BANTER.>>James: FRIENDLY BANTER. YES.>>James: BECAUSE I CALLED MY
WIFE BOOM BOOMS.>>YOU’RE MY BITCH. ( LAUGHTER )
>>♪ OH MY GOSH
BABY LET ME ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ DID IT AGAIN, SO I’MA LET THE BEAT ROCK
♪ OH MY>>YOU GUYS NEED HELP?>>James: WE’RE PUTTING OUT
FIRES ALL THE OVER THE PLACE.>>ALL RIGHT.>>James: WHERE ARE WE GOING? TO KEN’S COLLISION.>>James: OH, THAT’S TOO FAR. COME ON, PUSH!>>MAN, HE’S FLYING NOW, RIGHT?>>James: OH, THIS IS
EXCEPTIONAL. STOP IN THE TRAFFIC, DON’T DIE! I SAID DON’T DIE! SORRY.>>James: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!>>YOU GOT IT?>>James: YEAH. GREAT JOB. TAKE IT EASY. GOTCHA. SEE YOU LATER.>>SEE YOU, TOO, BUDDY.>>James: THAT WAS A SOLID
WORKOUT FOR ME. THAT’S THE MOST EXERCISE I’VE
DONE IN YEARS. ( LAUGHTER )
THERE WE GO. THAT WAS A GOOD DEED. THAT WAS COOL.>>I HAD NO IDEA WHEN I GOT IN
YOUR CAR I WOULD END UP PUSHING CARS AND CLEANING YOUR OWN STAR.>>James: THIS IS THE BEAUTY
OF BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN
♪ DID IT AGAIN, SO I’MA LET THE BEAT ROCK
♪ OH MY BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN
♪ THERE’S SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE YA BABY I CAN BREAK YOU DOWN
GOT ME LIKE, OOH MY GOSH I’M ♪ SO IN LOVE
I FOUND YOU FINALLY, YOU MAKE ME ♪ WANT TO SAY
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
OH, OH MY GOSH OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SAY
OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
OH, OH MY GOSH ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )>>James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I’LL NEVER FORGET IT.

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