Irish Farmer Vs Universal Music – Foil Arms and Hog


We will now hear case 742: Mícheál O’Conaill Vs. Universal Music Your honour I’m not a man to complain But for the past 20 years my songs original ones that I wrote have been robbed lifted whatever you call it by the world’s biggest pop stars And not one penny has come my way to Ballynahaunig. Universal Music how do you plead? Universal Music pleads not guilty. That these pop super stars have even heard of some pub singer in a rural Irish town is preposterous. Me hole! Mr O’Conaill the court will now hear your versions of these songs. This one wrote in the summer of ’94 I was on my own on the farm but the hay needed harvesting The earth needed hoeing. ♪ I’ve been trying to cut it right ♪ ♪ Hay ♪ ♪ I’ve been living a lonely life ♪ ♪ Hoe ♪ ♪ I’ve been sleeping here instead ♪ ♪ Hay ♪ ♪ I’ve been sleeping in a barn for a bed. ♪ ♪ Hoe ♪ I’m just not hearing the similarities. This one I wrote in the summer of ’84 we had a scorcher of a summer and we were afraid we’d lose the thatched roof ♪ Too hot ♪ ♪ Hot Damn ♪ ♪ Call the Gardaí and the fireman ♪ Yes the lyrics are similar but the tune is completely different Well its like this Judge I had an Aunt O’Connor She’s 10 years gone in the grave God bless her soul But she was a lovely woman She had a fierce sweet tooth Get to the point please On a Sunday I’d visit her and I’d always bring a cake Or she wouldn’t let me in the door I wrote this one for her. ♪ My Aunt O’Connor don’t ♪ ♪ My Aunt O’Connor don’t ♪ ♪ Want some hun unless you got ♪ ♪ Fairy buns son. ♪ Well maybe that is a little similar ♪ Who’s after letting the dogs out? ♪ ♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪ ♪ Who’s after letting the dogs out ♪ ♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪ ♪Jasus who let the dogs out? ♪ ♪ I’ll be riding shotgun ♪ ♪ In me Massey Ferguson ♪ ♪ Feeling… ♪ ♪ My cows milk brings all the boys to the farm ♪ ♪ Damn right it’s better than Phelim’s ♪ ♪ Damn right it’s better than Seán’s ♪ Your honor we’ve agreed to settle out of court thank you. Thank you for the court’s time. This court is adjourned. ♪ So you’re a ♪ ♪ tough guy ♪ ♪ Just can’t get enough guy ♪ ♪ Like it really rough guy ♪ ♪ Chest always so puffed guy ♪ Mr. O’Conaill please. ♪ Make your Momma sad guy ♪ Where did they get the instruments? ♪ Make your girlfriend mad type ♪ ♪ May seduce your dad type. ♪ ♪ I’m the bad guy… ♪ ♪ Duh! ♪ Doomdah! Thank you we are Foil Arms and Hog Please subscribe to the channel Or you will be found in contempt If you want to see us live get ready for this This is the announcement of our Irish tour We are playing in the following places… Dublin, Galway, Limerick, Cork Castlebar, Sligo Wexford There just written there There on my knee here Belfast Derry Oh you forgot the two in The North Oh no that looks very bad Mr. Mckenna Our Philadelphia and Chicago shows are sold out There might be a few extra tickets being released but they are basically sold out So there is still tickets left for L.A. New York and Boston Spread the word if you know anyone in those places Doomdah!………. ♪ I… ♪ ♪ Came in like… ♪ ♪ A wreck ♪ ♪ A wrecking ball ♪

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0:40 I've Been Trying to Cut it Right
1:02 Too hot, hot damn! Call the Gardaí and the Fireman.
1:31 My Aunt O'Connor Don't!
1:40 Whose after letting the dogs out?
1:47 Shotgun
1:52 My Cow's milk brings all the boys to the farm.
2:02 So you're a tough guy!
3:14 I came in like a wrecking ball

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