Happy Songs in Sad Versions – Turning into depressive songs

fancy pianee Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques Ding ding dong, ding ding dong. Happy birthday to me. I’m depressed, can’t you see?(nope) I will wait until the morning, Until someone kills me.(..ok) Jingle bells, jingle bells All my dreams are dead.(oof) Nothing’s left inside my head except for my empty brain(how is it empty) Jingle bells, jingle bells, I wonder where I’ll head. (your friend’s house?) On this sad Christmas road, Is now where I lie(don’t lie pls) Dashing through the snow, With no friends by my side, I walked off too late, Then I came to die. The car drove too fast,(100kmps) It took me by surprise, I just froze there tight And from there I quickly died.(someone else too ;-;) Jingle bells, jingle bells, Tell them to be safe. I was not and look at me… I AM LYING IN A GRAVE!(stop lying plssss) Twinkle, twinkle, little star, You were just a little far. Twinkle, twinkle, little star Oh, I ponder life so far. Up above my roof so high,(hey no) Like a dove, I tried to fly…(NONONONONOWAIIT) Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I ponder death so far.(THIS ISNT HALLOWEEN ;-;) Oh, Woe, oh, Woe, I’m cold. I’m helpless. I lost my job yesterday. Now, I starve. Woe is most certainly me, For the streets are my home, So, alone, I cry on the streets. Oh! Woe is me, There’s no life left in me. And now all that I see is my grave. My grave. You can see that my life is as bad as can be. Oh! Woe! OH! WOE!

You sound scared … Oh, oh! I think I know what this is! Is it, uh.. Backwards speaking? Heh, sure are glad Youtube wasn’t allowed to “translate” this! Okay bye I think I’m going to go cry in my bed now.

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