[Singing] Here I am composing a burlesque out of where they rest their necks *laughs* *video intro* I’m writing this letter and wishing you well. Mama, we all go to hell *bops bussy* Back to the streets where we began feeling as good as lovers can you know we’re feeling so good. Picking up things we shouldn’t read I’m sorry pull the car over now You okay, buddy Why did you northern downpour me -.- I didn’t mean to I promise. I said no northern downpour no welcome to The Black Parade No, What a catch Donnie, no goner was number one this song isn’t underrated bop How do you dance to this? Planning my crash landing I go up, up, up, up, up To the ceiling then I feel myself leaving like an old mans hair receding. I wouldn’t do something badass Josh send in the drums I’ll stay awake ‘Cause the dark’s not taking prisoners tonight And I have a treat for you If you g note I swear I’ll knock you out you better stand that side of the street motherfucker Here is Jesse McCartney trying to do a cover of I Write Sins Not Tragedies Okay Bring up something because we wanted to congratulate you on the success you’ve had We believe that you know you’ve made It as a band when a famous artist Jesse McCartney comes into our studio and tries to cover your song like he’s a badass No way Jesse McCartney Jesse McCartney fans gonna Are there Jesse McCartney fans at all any more ugh is that a thing come for us, I chime in Hell yeah. Oh musically ruin this song for me Pieces of peace in the Sun’s peace of mind I know it’s hard some- live music plays oh my god Oh, oh I’m falling so I’m taking my time on my ride Do you want to hear something terrible. I like the Twenty Øne Piløts version better Like I don’t think they should be compared. It’s not fair. I like to listen to the Twenty Øne Piløts version more That’s an okay opinion. It’s certainly. It’s also less emotional I can’t listen to this version Why did it start here? NASTY That’s NASTY Are you NASTY It’s That’s So Raven oh NASTY Gallons of the stuff give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough so give them blood blood blood Grab a glass because there’s going to be a flood The black magic of Mulholland Drive Sweaty balls under desert skies Drinking white wine in the flashing light just another LA Devotee Say sweaty balls under desert skies instead of swimming pools under desert skies The black magic of Mulholland Drive It didn’t get past him I bet Rob was like dude you can’t put that on the record You think Brendon has ever said that line? Sweaty balls under desert sky. I hope so I would. See you for this is gospel He’s like if you have me let’s go smoke I need more memes and less life Big hero 6 is so dope oh shit I said dope Oh Wait Anthony Twenty Øne Piløts isn’t emo He’s like if you have me let’s go smoke Remember the future remember the morning is when night is dead, I just realized Bam memed it Big hero 6 is so dope oh shit I said dope Oh I thought you said dumb no I said dope Number 78 but Twenty Øne Piløts isn’t emo Twenty Øne Piløts isn’t emo?! No no one has ever told me that one million times in my comments section This life is up here, but you comment below when the comments below is becoming motivation below Remember the future remember the morning is when night is dead, I just realized I just realized how much those lyrics apply to you what the comments and life is up here But you comment below and the comments below is become common motivation to promote here shows next episode that he wrote those lyrics for me To make emo bands on crack Number 78 but Twenty Øne Piløts isn’t emo I-I-I I’ve got a migraine And my pain will raise from up down in sideways. Thank God It’s Friday because my days will always better than Sunday’s ’cause Sunday’s are my suicide days Represents it that’s bad. I might depress Thoughts, and my the only one I know Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat shadows will scream But I know we’ve made it this far Kid I am not as fine as I see pardon me for yelling and telling you green gardens Get what you deserve The ending of your life, and if you get to heaven then that one Even though they weren’t so great it tastes like you only sweeter In one night and one more time This is the road to ruin And you’re starting at the end But I believe we’re the enemy Right now Melting like a work a miracle work a miracle Keep you like you know Nothing, but death do us part This part reminds me of surfing Felt it felt it She wants to dance like uma Thurman bury me till I confess She wants to dance like uma Thurman. I can’t get you out of my head What’s a blurry face Wish we could turn back time to the good old days When our mama sang us to sleep, but now we’re stressed out All these kids fucking this song up on musically Fuck you Fucker How much my hobbies is oh my god oh How it’s been so long we’re sorry we been gone We were busy writing songs for you. Oh How it’s been so long? We’re so sorry we’ve been gone. We were busy Some sport you don’t have to worry cuz we’re still the same oh You I don’t see my side oh You waste all this time trying to get to me but you are out of my mind heard you say not today Turn the curtains down windows up and now make a sound have you ever wanted to To disappear I’m gonna need you to keep time come on. Just snap snap snap your fingers for me. Good. Good now We’ll make it’s a promise come on just tap tap tap your toes to the beat oh Boy here we go boys swear to shake it up. we swear to listen We’re still so young desperate for attention I aim to be I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen Oh, we’re still so young, desperate for attention your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives This down jus make you Send a message I was young Yeah I was just an only Child of the universe and then I found you And then I found you you are the Sun And I am just the planets spinning around you Spinning around you yo I know this whole damn city thinks it needs you, but not as much as I do As much as I do? Yeah Cuz the last of a dying breed for the names in the way concrete I wonder if there is knows Everything about me you Call me there’s been a million before me that also kind of love Ya, never walk away from it’s the last of the real world real romania by the way available on itunes January 19th Say what you mean? Tell me I’m right and let the Sun rain down on me Give me a sign. I wanna believe He just sounds good Welcome to the end of eras ice has melted back to life done My time and served my sentence dress me up and watch me die if it feels good tastes Good it must be mine Dynasty decapitated you just If you don’t know now you know take it back the crown I see what’s mine and take it How about you friend no I think I’m all right 3, 2, 1 we came to fuck Love it it love Here I am, composing a burlesque,
Out of where they rest their necks. Is you’re over tonight, I hope he is a gentleman Maybe he won’t find out what I know You were the last good thing about this part of town Where is your partner? I Knew that was gonna happen The four big emo, no knows well gloss the Black Parade northern downpour What a catch Donnie goner gone there? Yeah, I say if you cheat on me It’s gonna happen. It’s absolutely gonna happen. I might I’m just warning you might like do me PTSD and I played accidentally just like you know fear often like Them fit better it would be the best way to die. Thank you That’s like that’s like really best to the EMT comes in they’re like oh, oh she got she noted. They go back like two songs Like let’s just listen to her play let’s go play in the ambulance and they die and it’s just like a circle of like this a Gina you know sounds like a final destination Yeah play that fucking violent Put on your war paint Very angry violent, but phone makes you want to fuck shit up. You don’t bring time to me That’s dragging me down try to imagine. I’ll burn you Come on Dream now five four three two one in the bank a slight consenting age for getting you an Exactly where you’d like me I’m exactly where you like you know Dance Like a three-part harmony except da Vinci we’re all in different Britain I’m not saying you should get right back in the bed, but I’m saying it’s get better if you do Love me let me go Don’t leave me hanging Brendon Oh sorry, honey I said Brendon you uncultured snitch! We’re going down And sugar move going down swinging I’ll be another one with the bullet Another God complex cock it and pull it. we’re going down down That’s an ASMR shit right there the original ASMR Gerard Way And goodnight so long and good night You fell asleep in my car I drove the whole time, but that’s okay I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine I’m driving here I sit cursing my government for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement you fell asleep in my But that’s okay, I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine I’m driving. Yeah, sit Cursing my government were met. We’re not using my taxes to CEMENT Okay, guys, so while we were driving the card filled up But I’m sure we got like I don’t know like an hour of footage. We’re gonna like cut that down That was a lot of fun my voice is a goner I It is completely shot, but it was worth it, and I hope you guys enjoy the video Sorry if we didn’t get to like every song obviously we can’t do every single song in the video But you know we try to choose some really quality bussy bops But we definitely left enough for a part two so if you guys want to see eMo carpool karaoke part two Definitely leave a comment down below. It was a lot of fun when we’re leaving that was one song It’s like the ultimate emo bussy bop that um that we didn’t get to Lourdes it on a fever. Uh yeah, it’s um * G NotE * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fUcker.