Drop the Mic w/ Cara Delevingne & Dave Franco


>>Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, HOLD ON, IT’S TIME FOR A THREE-WAY DROP THE MIC! DROP THE MIC! INTRODUCING THE RHYME KILLER,
WITH NO FILLER, JAMES CORDEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HE’S NO BOSS LINE BUT HE HAS FLY
BARS. DAVE FRANCO! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. NUMBER THREE, THE UNSTOPPABLE,
NONFLOPPABLE CARA DELEVINGNE! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WELL, JAMES, AS HOST AND AS ALWAYS, YOU GO FIRST.>>James: ALL RIGHT. YOU SURE YOU BOTH READY FOR
THIS?>>GOOD LUCK.>>BORN, BABY.>>James: THIS IS ABOUT TO BE
A BLOODBATH.>>PROVE IT.>>James: ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME A BEAT. DAVE FRANCO, THANK YOU YOUR
AGENT FOR GETTING YOU THIS BIT, WE CAN ALL AGREE YOU’RE NOT
FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR IT. DON’T WORRY, THERE’S STILL TIME,
YOU’LL BE DISCOVERED BUT I’M PRETTY SURE WE ACTUALLY MEANT TO
BOOK YOUR BROTHER. AND IT’S CAR D DELEVINGNE, FROM
PAPER TOWNS, I WISH SOMEONE HAD DROPPED A MATCH AND BURNED THAT
MOVIE DOWN. YOU’RE PERFECT FOR SUICIDE
SQUAD, BECAUSE WHEN I’M BEING HEARTFELT, IT MAKES ME WANT TO
KILL MYSELF.>>YOU’LL KILL YOURSELF, YOU
PROMISE, IS THAT A FACT. I’VE NEVER HEARD A BETTER REASON
FOR ME TO ACT. I CAN SEE IT NOW, THE HEADLINES
ABOUT ME, CARA DELEVINGNE, THE WOMAN WHO SAVED LATE NIGHT TV. DAVE FRANCO, OH YEAH, YOU’RE
HERE TOO. I AM LIKE AMERICA, I’VE NEVER
NOTICED YOU. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR MOVIES AND I
DEFINITELY WON’T. NOW YOU SEE ME? NO, SORRY, I DON’T.>>OKAY, OKAY, CARA DELEVINGNE
PART OF TAYLOR SWIFT’S SCENE, WELL HERE’S SOME BAD BLOOD IF
YOU THINK I’M BEING MEAN, KUS YOU THINK YOU’RE AN ACTOR IN
MOVIES RIGHT NOW, TRYING TO HIDE AN ACCENT THICKER THAN YOUR
EYEBROW. JAMES, YOU YOUR ENDS AT 1:30
EVERY WEEK SO HELLO TO THE PETS WHOSE OWNERS FELL ASLEEP. BRITISH HACK WHO HAS TO SING AND
DANCE TO BREAK INTO THE SCENE. YOU’RE A LESS TALENTED, MUCH
FATTER MR. BEAN..>>I ACTUALLY LIKE MR. BEAN, SO.>>BUT YOU DONE HAVE THE
EYEBROWS.>>James: ALL RIGHT, DAVE,
YOUR BROTHER’S COOL, WHILE YOU, YOU’RE A NERD. HE’S MARKY MARK, YOU’RE DONNIE
WAHLBERG, DON’T EVER THINK YOU HAVE THE SKILLS TO MAKE ME, THE
ONLY FUNNY THING YOU’VE BEEN IN IS ALISON BRIE. MY FIF RECEIPT DELEFF VINE, I
PICK YOUR SISTER POPPEE, KUS SHEZ’S MY FAVE ARE MODEL AND ARE
YOU JUST A COPY. HEY YOU AND DAVE HAVE ONE THING
IN COMMON, YOU’RE ONLY FAMOUS NOW KUS YOUR OLDER SIBLING’S
AWESOME. I DIDN’T SEEN SEE IT. BUT IT MAKES SENSE NOW.>>SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. YOUR CARPOOL KARAOKE HIT IS
PURELY LUCK, STEF YOA BOND CERTIFICATE BLIND AND EVEN HE
CAN SEE YOU SUCK. YOU GET TO WORK WHY REGGIE
WATTS, THAT MUST BE FUN. TOO BAD REGGIE HAS TO WORK WITH
A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A THUMB. OVER TO DAVE. YOU’RE JUST LIKE BLOOD, YOU’RE
THICKER THAN WATER AND YOU DESTROYED SCRUBS. YOU’RE BOTH SHORTER THAN ME AND
I THINK THAT YOU’LL FIND, I’VE HOOKED UP WITH HOTTER GIRLS THAN
BOTH OF YOU COMBINED. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>ALL TRUE STATEMENTS. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. BEFORE ALL YOUR FANS TWEET THAT
I’M A JERK, I’LL BE NICE AND JUST SAY LET THE REAL ACTORS
WORK. YOU’RE FAMOUS RIGHT NOW BUT THE
COMEDOWN WILL BE HELLISH. YOU’RE NOT A HOUSEHOLD NAME
BECAUSE NO ONE CAN [BLEEP] SPELL IT. AND NOW TO RESPOND TO THE DWEEB
ACROSS THE POND N A SUIT LOOKING LIKE A SAD BLOATED JAMES BOND. MEETING BEATING ME IN BATTLE,
THAT’S A REACH, YOU’D HAVE TO STEAL LINES FROM MICHELLE
OBAMA’S SPEECH.>>NOW IT’S TIME TO FIND OUT WHO
YOUR WINNER IS. IS IT JAMES CORDEN? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
IS IT DAIFER FRANCO! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OR IS IT CARA DELEVINGNE? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WINNER, CARA DELEFF VINE! — DELEVINGNE, DROP THE MIC! MIC DROPPED.>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, CARA DELEVINGNE AND DAVE FRANCO. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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OMG, DAVE'S LINES WERE PURE PERFECTIONS😱🔥🔥🔥
I mean, James's ones hit harder but only because they are really personal, Cara's ones were GOLD too, she's a Queen herself😍👏, but Dave…also his flow is catchy I didn't expect such a talent in this domain from him👍

Beat me in a battle thats just 🤔🤔🤔 U will have steal a line from michelle obamas speech 😎😎
Hands up for DAVE

Dave was way better than Cara. Dave could have won if the audience was unbias, non-paid natural audience but this show is shot anyway so..

James Cordon isn't funny. He used to be back in the UK. Now he's arrogant cos hes in awe with the fact that he's so loved and popular in America.

This is sooo cringe and fake i mean its fucking boring to stage a rap battle with lines that are just a little bit better as real freestyles

"you're both shorter than me and I think that you'll find, I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined" slayed

Is it "I've hooked up with girls hotter than both of you combined" or "I've hooked up with girls hotter than both of you have combined"? Grammar makes a difference.

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