Hello! How am I today ? I’m very sleepy. Just remove S and Y from this t-shirt. I’m here to shit on this quiz. Oh god. I dread these punishment quizzes because.. …. I’ve never won them and I’m most likely going to be in the top 3 people who fail. I like the music that makes you happy. I like Indie rock and blues. I think, I’m a very musical person. I like all kinds of music and can listen to everything.
Only music I can’t take is trans. There is no music in it. It’s just like..
*What trans music sounds like* It’s a f**king headache, but other than that I’m good with all songs. I’m not picky. English translations of Bollywood songs. Yes, I’ll lose this quiz. Whoever loses in this quiz will get a punishment to eat Roshgulla… …one with ketchup and one with mustard sauce. I don’t remember the lyrics. I just remember bella chow. *Singing bella chow* Brother, write it on a letter or something. I could not understand what you said. Your beautiful face. *Rohit’s trying to decode the lyrics* Oh. Your beautiful face. My lips say wow. When I googled it my heart said bow bow. *Translating the English lyrics to Hindi* I don’t know. What is the answer ? I don’t know. What is this?
What is this google shit ? *Singing Zingaat* I guessed it right. Yay. Yay. I got it because of “aha”. Yes. Cool. That rings a lot of bells. Ofcourse. *Translating the English lyrics to Hindi* Last nights intoxication. The person who does not know the answer to this question has been a single all his life. Hi guys. I can’t understand anything. Umm. One second. (x2) What the f**k?
How do you say alluring ? Umm. My arms didn’t leave your body ? *Singing Raat ka nasha abhi* This is not a song for single people. Pass. (x3)
What is it ? No. What is the answer?
I don’t know this one. I pass. (x2) I pass for all the next few questions also. This is not cool dude. I was only watching Kareena kapoor in Ashoka. I can watch the whole movie on mute. Don’t judge me. Who has made these stupid questions ? This is such an easy quiz. Huh ? The people who put wrong subtitles in the pirated videos. They’re all f**ked up and all. This sounds like that sh*t. Or it was written by that… *Singing tera hone laga hoon* Sounds like the same writer that wrote that f**king song. Use your heart. Smoke. Take out the smoke. Damn. I don’t understand this Go to the neighbours house. Eat balls of fire. Burn your heart with that smoke. And then get lost. Pass. (x2)
This is not happening. There are so many PJs made on this song. If a person asks his friend for a lighter, the friend replies “use your heart to light your smoke. The heart is full of fire”. *Singing Beedi jalaile* This is a really nice song. I remember it word to word. Sorry, I just zoned out. I was thinking about the f**king roshgullas because I already know I’m going to eat it I’m just like… ….oh god. What will they taste like. I literally zoned out. When you started saying, I was like I don’t know this either. I’ll have to eat roshgulla with mustard and ketchup. I don’t want to do this. Debt collector. Beast. Complained to the lord. F**k man. This is really difficult. Death eater. Beast. Debt collector. Beast. Who translated this ? Some f**king brilliant guy or girl. My final answer is Beri piya bada be dardi. *Singing Beri piya* Is this that song ? The Devdas one. Ish.(x2)
The one that ends with Ish. I give up. This one is too hard. I can’t do it. I don’t know. I’m f**king losing my mind right now. I can’t even remember the f**king words and can’t say it in one time. I’ll pass this one as well. I’m sure. The person who translated these words to English needs to be appreciated. Write in the comments “100 marks to saudahi” *Translating English lyrics to Hindi* I’m a little drunk today. Ummm. Little. The person who couldn’t answer this question stands on their hands not feet because that’s what you use more. Single AF. Everybody other than me is really good at this game. It’s stinking a little too. *Singing Zara zara* I don’t care enough for this. I actually don’t. I don’t know why I’m trying. I give up. The third line f**king.. *Trying to sing Zara zara* Take me. Do whatever you want. *Singing Zara zara* Oh god. F**k.
I want to cry. No one has ever done something like that to me so I’ve never heard such songs. I’ve only heard songs like… *Singing that song* Listen to such songs. It was a lot of fun. Has Kaustubh written these ? That was good. *Translating the English lyrics to Hindi* What ? These are literal translations of these words. I can’t think of it. *Translating the English lyrics to Hindi* My ?
Oh man! This is like. It makes me want to pull my hair so bad because I don’t know the lyrics. But if they tell me the song it’s something I would know for sure. *Singing Mere rashke qamar* Mere rashke qamar. And this is not kamar, it’s qamar. The one with Q. *Singing Mere rashke qamar* *Singing Mere rashke qamar* Yeah. Tell me. I’ve nothing more to say. Do you the meaning of “Mere rashke qamar” ? It means envy for moon. Someone so beautiful that it’ll make the moon jealous. Good luck. Good luck to all my fellow participants. And best of luck to me. I hope I don’t puke too much. Oh f**k. This looks like.. This looks like Kadi. …Kadi. Oh. Rohit you can do this. Wohoo. Finish it. *Cheering* That one as well. One more is left. God. Bhattacharya is god. He saves everyone from punishments. You are the man. Listen. All I can say is that Pushp had it worse than me. Karela. I think, but I have not tried the mustard yet. I’m shivering from inside. True. Shit. No, Bhatta. I feel bad for Rohit. I’m having an anti brain freeze. Bhatta. Sing a song in Hindi. Dude. I’m getting a sugar high. Anyone song in Hindi. Take some mustard sauce. You’ll be fine. It is mixed with chashni. Are you seriously contemplating. No, I wasn’t even listening to you guys. I zoned out dude. Zoned out. Ya. (x3)
I zoned out man. F**k. Hi guys! If you liked this video then.. …. LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT. And SUBSCRIBE to OK TESTED. Because that’s the only way to pay for this pain. Oh yeah. There there. Rohit. Do you want another mustard sauce one ? You guys want some of this ? No Bhatta. Not the face.